About two and a half years ago, a space potato named Topato shouted five little words that would come to change a generation: "I am made of POISON." This little, caped potato has come a long way, and his legacy will live on... with your help.

Become part of history by getting one of these shirts and concealing the parts of your body that restaurants find inappropriate. And you let that uppity maitre d' know what you are made of.

This shirt is available on regular style dark-grey and gold, and ladies-style black and yellow. It costs $17.00 US for the regular and $19.00 US for a ladies. Shipping costs $3.00 for North America and $8 for all ports abroad. Inquire by e-mail for multi-pack discounts.

REGULAR STYLE

USA and CANADIAN ORDERS SHIPPING=$3 (+ $1 per additional) COLOR goldcharcoal SIZE XX-LargeX-LargeLargeMediumSmallYouth-LYouth-M

INTERNATIONAL ORDERS SHIPPING=$7 (+ $2 per additional) COLOR goldcharcoal SIZE XX-LargeX-LargeLargeMediumSmallYouth-LYouth-M

LADIES STYLE

USA and CANADIAN ORDERS SHIPPING=$3 (+ $1 per additional) COLOR yellowblack SIZE X-LargeLargeMediumSmall

INTERNATIONAL ORDERS SHIPPING=$7 (+ $2 per additional) COLOR yellowblack SIZE X-LargeLargeMediumSmall