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Life is too complicated. We need to concentrate on being annoyed with the most basic things and then go from there. If your shoes are uncomfortable, or if go outside thinking you look dorky in that pancho, there is no way you are going to be happy.

Cymbal Is M

Just got back from a delightful lunch with Weedmaster P in a hospital cafeteria, and I get the funny feeling it's not gonna be the last one.

Fat Rude Guys Get All The Honeys

Do you know those TV shows about those fat, ignorant slobs that have inexplicably attractive, patient wives? Like Family Guy and King of Queens? What's up with that, yo? What is the deal with all that?

Shout out to special guest star Jon Polito (or perhaps Jason Alexander) who plays my Agent, and Fran Drescher who plays Attractive Italian Wife.

Primp Your Ride

Ay yo, fools always be talkin bout you got to be bringin a blanket and water in yo ride all the time. Damn holmes I be bringin shark repellent and a half gallon of sulfuric acid for each of my desinations, what.

Cars That Go Boom

We were watching some old Superman cartoons from 1941-42 where Superman just hated Japanese people. Trucks WITH "DANGER EXPLOSIVES" written on them in cartoons don't generally just sit around in the background. If you see a truck with that warning in a cartoon, it is probably going to be of crucial importance to the plot.