My Own Prison
When the feeling you're feeling can be described by the title of a Creed album, you've got problems. Maybe I've got S.O.-S.A.D. Or maybe I'm just a giant doucehbag. At least I use proper capitalization and punctuation most of the time.
posted by jeffrey rowland at 11:17:00 AM
25 Comments:
hmm... the only creed album I know the name of is 'Human Clay'. Im even ashamed I know that.
I understand your sadness, I really do. Its very hard to accept that human beings are horrid..It makes me feel better to pretend that Im from another planet.
Nice Crack.
Wait, are you saying we shouldn't push the button?.
And I can feed my children to the highest bidder just fine.
Joanna has become quite the dispenser of sage advice lately. Is her loquacity related to an adjusted level of alcohol intake?
In other news, being dead on a Sunday morning banging my head sounds far less glamorous now that I'm not an angst-ridden teenager....
I'm trying to think of a way to restore your faith in humanity. This might take a while.
The button is SHINY! :D
life's a bitch and then you die.
You bring funny to the lives of many monkeys.
Best you can do is be good at what you do, and you do that all the time.
Chin up Jeffrey Rowland.
you feel sad cuz you are ill mister rowland.
when you get better and you can drink tequila again you will feel alot better than now.
i recomend a quickshot, then a couple of margaritas.
cheer up mister
i think you should have a calender with Joanna thinking "i hate mondays."
in your comic, or real life. comic would probably be easier
This is why I entertain the delusion that I am special and the machine elves are my trickster pirate friends from another dimension.
Whatever keeps you going, yanno?
Would that album be Just Keep Dancing?
I feel like any other intelligent form of life in the universe accidentally killed themselves.
I mean, look at us. We're smart enough to kill ourselves but too stupid to get it right. That's. Um. Something, right?
You misspelled Douchebag
Just thought I'd point that out.
oh man, i had raed sevreal tmies and stlil comepltley msised the intrneal redeoreing of the wrod. tehy say it is esay to rcegnoize wrods by ltetr contnet alnoe depsite imprpoer squneence if the frsit and lsat are in plcae.
Oh, that little butt crack is cute.
How sad is it that that's the first thing I thought before I read the strip?
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Dude, cheer up. You're, like, my gawddamned hero and sh(t. You've inspired me to make updates to my own (largely for my friends) comic more than once every solar equinox.
//throws aside the defibrillator paddles// Don't die on me now, you magnificent douchebag! //pounds his chest// Come back from the light! Come back from the light!
NOOOOOOoooooOOOOOooooOOOOO!!!!!111!!!111
Actually Izuk reminded me of an old Dumbrella post. Any plans for a Dumbrella calendar in the works?
On behalf of Douche-Bags everywhere I would like to say that we prefer the term "Bag-of-Douche." It's more PC that way.
Magnificent Douchebag! I like the sound of that. I smell t-shirt.
Um, Jeffrey, I want you to know that not only do I find you funny and entertaining, but your opinions are generally well-reasoned and insightful, which is unusual in humanity in general. Also, I totally appreciate your correct use of capitalization.
I hope you don't have the Glandular Fever, Mr. Rowland. I had it. It gets into your glands and makes them SAD.
that's my favorite achewood strip so far; thank you for making it your link for seasonal affective.
Thank you for your capitalization and punctuation. My world is ugly without it.
You, sir, with your interweb comic read by many, have a great influence on the people of the world. Perhaps someday, because of you, somebody else will begin to capitalize their 'I's in e-mails and instant messages.
hang in there buckaroo
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