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01 December 2006

Jim Inhofe is a Piece of Crap




Everyone in this particular Overcompensating comic has a good point and is right. So why argue? One thing that bothers me though is my former senator Jim Inhofe, who is the Chairman on the Committe on Environment and Public Works. He thinks global warming is a hoax. And even if it is a hoax, what possible reason could you have to be against cutting back on air pollution. For succinctness's sake, I won't go into his opinions about gay people; it's well-documented.

December 2nd is my brother Danny's birthday! He is five years younger than me. You should add him to your added him to your Myspace friends for his birthday, it would be funny if he suddenly had hundreds of friend requests. Earlier I went running down at the wilderness preserve! It was really great. Okay bye!

28 Comments:

Krin said...

It is not actually possible for a planet floating in space to remain the same temperature forever; entropy will always win out.

And yes, a planet is not a closed system, nor is a solar system, or a galaxy etc, but the universe is and in the end, everything will be reduced to the ultimate end in heat death, with the universe reduced to mere little itty bitty photons and their lot and not much else.

BUT! The bright side is, it means there will be far fewer territorial disputes.

1/12/06 20:41  
Merus said...

But pollution makes sunsets prettier!

(I wonder if any oil industry-funded 'consumer groups' have tried to make an ad out of that.)

1/12/06 21:47  
CND said...

If you were to kill all 6 billion of us at once, the legality of the thing would hardly matter, since all the judges and prospective juries would be very much not alive.

But boy would there be a lot of corpses.

1/12/06 21:56  
enlite said...

That many corpses would feed the animal kingdom forever. This is starting to be a great environmentalist idea. Call PETA.

Why does Tallahassee wear rubber globes when handling Winston?

1/12/06 22:14  
Margaret said...

If your brother is 5 years younger than you, then you are 32. Mashley is 16 years younger than you. How is that possible?

1/12/06 22:17  
MrMojorisin said...

I recently watched Al Gore's movie, and it really did scare me. It has further confirmed my suspicion that the world will erupt in utter chaos within my lifetime.
I think killing off a some billions would be the only way to prevent that.

1/12/06 22:33  
Gugger Fane said...

I never knew you were in your thirties until like five days ago when I was reading random wikipedia entries about Dumbrella people after trying to learn more about Goats, the comic. Anyways, I was surprised. You do not seem that old, although in retrospect I guess you do?

I have been meaning to find a reason to say that since then.

1/12/06 22:59  
Nedaj said...

Does Weed Master P listen to Busta Rhymes now?

2/12/06 00:41  
The Bourbon Samurai said...

Jeffrey, I am mad fucked up. I was going to tell you your comics suddenly make more sense, but really, they are pretty much the same.

I still ordered 2 doctor monkey shirts, tho, (2 go with my free trade and sharing) so don't be sad.

2/12/06 06:13  
Ethan said...

Jeffrey!!! December 2nd is also my birthday! It's also my best friends birhtday! It's also Britney Spears birthday!
...yuck...
Ah well, one rotten egg doesn't spoil the bunch!

2/12/06 06:25  
joe said...

Today's strip is so good.

2/12/06 09:00  
Zac said...

Margaret,

Are you saying it's impossible for a person to have a sibling 16 years younger than themselves? What if Jeffrey's parents got married and had him right when they were 18, then had another kid when they were 34. It does happen. My aunt and uncle have 5 kids, the two oldest are 24 and um, let's say 20, and the younger three are like, 8, 6, and 5.

2/12/06 12:47  
Derek said...

"If your brother is 5 years younger than you, then you are 32. Mashley is 16 years younger than you. How is that possible?"

His parents had sex roughly 16 years after he was born? Is... is that too simple of an answer?

2/12/06 15:04  
Nermy said...

Panel one alone could have been a whole comic.

2/12/06 16:29  
Margaret said...

Yeah, it makes sense. I think I just said that as a nonchalant way of mentioning that Jeffrey is 32, which surprised me.

2/12/06 17:15  
Aris Walsh said...

yeah Jeff, you'z like hella old!

2/12/06 17:26  
Leo said...

Every time I go into a store that sells band merchandise I look for a FLIPMODE t-shirt. Busta Rhymes was selling them back when E.L.E. came out but I think they all vanished.

2/12/06 20:15  
jeffrey rowland said...

"Jeffrey is 32, which surprised me."

No one is more surprised at that than I am.

2/12/06 20:21  
Muad'Dib said...

last time I went running with my dogs, we were stalked by howling coyotes and I could have done completely without it all. nature preserves are better with pectin!

2/12/06 21:45  
dripcloud said...

Am I the only one who is not shocked at Jeffrey's "oldness"? Geez, how old are you people, twelve?

2/12/06 23:14  
Dustin said...

Wow, that's a lot of condescension. I thought it was pretty clear that Margaret's question was asked in the "I can't believe it's not butter" sense, not the "Where do babies come from" sense.

3/12/06 16:16  
yikes! said...

Thirties are the new 'teens!!! Weeeee!
Modern medicine induced long lifespans are fun!

3/12/06 21:11  
Matt McIrvin said...

who is the Chairman on the Committe on Environment and Public Works

Not for long! Woo hoo!

4/12/06 01:21  
Fire Monkey Bob said...

If 6 billion were killed, I'm pretty sure just about every last person who posts these would be dead as well... So probably not a good thing to do.. Though a very happy thing for the criminally insane to think about..

4/12/06 03:47  
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4/12/06 11:43  
Xeraux said...

"Global warming" isn't a hoax. I just don't believe we have the technology necessary to determine exactly why... Heck, it could just be part of a very normal 10,000 year cycle.

However, you don't get grants and funding by telling the granters and the funders, "I want to prove this is perfectly normal... No. Seriously. Happens all the time."

4/12/06 11:45  
Holler said...

America is pretty insanely fat, and it is pretty disgusting, but then I found out about Scotland and how they basically make us look like the thinner, prettier little sister and it changed my life.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/4520618.stm

Pretty sure their population of their gradeschools alone is enough to make the Earth wibble-wobble.

6/12/06 22:00  
mi_gwich said...

It is not actually a 10,000 year cycle. It is a 1,500 year cycle. There is a TON of evidence that this cycle exists. If anyone is still following this thread I will be glad to offer the evidence.

There was a recent article in the "main stream media" which was obviously siding with the idea of "man made" global warming. The headline was (paraphrazed)..."Earth reaches warmest temperature in 1,300 years". I had to laugh. Does anyone else see the stupidity of this statement? So what if its the warmest it's been in 1300 years? Doesn't that mean that it was warmer than it is now 1300+ years ago? Before "green house" gasses? How did the temperature get so warm without us evil humans and our industry and technology?

I can't beleive so much of America has been duped by the "enviro" crowd.

8/12/06 16:13  

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