God, Destroyer of Worlds
I always wondered if the Biblical Apocalypse is supposed to just affect Earth or the entire Universe. The whole Revelations End Scenario seems to be extremely Earth-centric. It seems to me that if the entire universe were to come to a clean, theological end, then some photon-based, intelligent, peace-loving critter a million light-years away might be affected, and I don't know about you, but I don't want that at all!
The good news is, that old MTV show The State is being released on iTunes [youtube, nsfw]! I am very happy about this, as The State seriously comes up about once a week in my world.
We are so close to the new site going live, I can barely stand it. Just a few more hours.
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Jeffrey we might have to limit the Jesus laugh to once a year.
I want to see Weedmaster P with $240 worth of pudding.
I've always wanted to open a Gary Busey-themed bar. The one drink I thought up was the "False Enemies Appearing Real," which is a double shot of Golden Grain that's lit on fire and thrown at your head, glass and all.
now i'm sad because i played through a scenario of semisonic doing an entire album in jarjarese but i know it will never happen :(
izuk, you just have to keep believing.
Ah, there's the Jesus we all know and love! Also, I wish I was photon-based. Stupid carbon.
There is a bar in Denver called Bar Bar. I'd ask them to add the drinks to the end, but since someone got stabbed in the bathroom we don't go there much
I think that idea for a bar is very clever and good. however it would have to be changed after the first week on account of everyone beiknng so god damned sick of jar jar.
That Jeffrey is able to constantly come up with these random things is awe-inspiring.
I believe that if I lived my entire life high on opium I would still be less creative than five minutes of Jeffrey sitting on a toilet.
hey enlite, dontcha know that the best ideas always come when you're on the toilet? you clearly don't spend enough time there.
jeffrey, thanks for making my week with that State announcement. maybe now, i can escape from this minimum security prison...
To respond to your post Jeffrey, yes, the apocalypse is supposed to affect everything everywhere. The new testament's greek word "kosmos" is often translated as "world" but really kosmos pretty much means ... cosmos. As for where Armageddon happens, I think that's supposed to be an actual place in or near Israel.
THE STATE! THE STATE! YAY!
Everyone should try to find a copy out their out-of-print fake travel guide, State by State with the State. It's seriously the funniest book ever written that wasn't based on a webcomic.
Please, please, please, make Legalize Crime a real shirt.
I will buy 5 shirts from you.
Your angry God reminds me a lot of the boss of that t-shirt company. Or am I just engaging in unfair racial profiling, and if so, which one of them should be more insulted?
That place is "Megiddo" in northern Israel. "Armageddon" means "hill(s) of Megiddo".
It was a very important hill.
THE STATE! YES!!!!!!!!!!
well my favorite author C.S lewis always seemed to believe it was an earth centric apocolypse, and that it was not an End of the world scenario, but a begining, a setting right. No evil no diseases, creation would be like it was before the fall of man. Thus if there are good beings on other planets, perhaps planets where there is no evil, we would be at their level after the world is set right.
I want Weedmaster P's shirt more than I have ever wanted anything else in my life. EVER.
Am I the only one who would like an INRI shirt? It's just deliciously wrong.
It kind of is an Earth-centric apocalypse, because of this: the biblical view of the world which deals with Revelations as being an actual, literal, about-to-happen event is a view that doesn't actually include things like "other planets" or "far away galaxies." The literal biblical view precludes life on other worlds. Especially photon-based life. How could you make that in God's image? How would it grow a huge beard?
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The State was awesome. I was angry that Stella got cancelled so quickly. At least Reno 9-1-1 is still alive and kicking.
Please, please, please sell me a T-shirt that says "legalize crime" I will give you funds in your choice of currency if you will only allow me to outfit my body with fabric that makes the aforemntioned statement.
That is a fact.
"Legalize Crime" isn't an original enough concept for me to release.
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