Driving Miss Dongle Part One
You may have noticed the recent crackdown involving high-profile celebrities and their dangerous menacing of our fair streets. I say, "it's about time!"
Even though Fiddy was arrested doing something classy, it got me thinking. You know about the conspiracy that the government invented crack to "thin the numbers" of inner city people? What if the government invented 50 Cent to make inner city people think getting shot is cool?
I really liked what Keith Olbermann's had to say about nine eleven [youtube].
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Fiddy may be richer, but John in the Ferrari was classier.
Oh, and he did it first!
I still crack up about the phone tied to your head. HAHA!
Cheers to Topato and Sheriff Pony! Jeers to celebrity hijinx!
NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo.
Not grape flavoured, that's horrible.
Do you think Princess Dongle drinks it straight out of the 2 liter bottle, or does she hide it in one of those big circa-1992 water bottles they used to give away when you bought Purple Passion?
(ah, memories.)
Oh, I forgot to say that I didn't forget about Topato and Sheriff Pony and Wigu, just yesterday I ordered my copy of 'The Case of The Missile Crisis' SE. Can't wait til it arrives, but in the meantime, I hope Topato doesn't burn up in the radioactive rays from the sun.
Getting shot is cool! Like getting bitten by spiders made of lead at 1000 feet a second.
i fucking love Keith Olbermann
Some good news for once...it still won't make any difference.
http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/09/12/
ggw.plea/index.html
We've got to stop the ruthless police discrimination and profiling against our celebrities. Just because people pay attention to them all the time doesn't mean they should get caught more.
Hoooray for Magical Adventures in Space!
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