They're All Gonna Laugh At Me
Sometimes I forget that I used to be a hillbilly, a sort of simple person who is from the hills. We didn't have flat area in the hills, only hills -- simple, simple hills. And simplicity. Seems like it all changed when I first jacked into the datascape, the infodrome, this confounded intrawub. I stopped being a hillbilly and became a cyberbilly. When I get angry enough my clothes still explode and I experience a sudden, involuntary growth of facial hair; the only difference is that now it happens in front of a computer screen instead of outside a stumbled-upon meth lab.
I wrote a big old check to the IRS today. I hope they do something good with it. From the looks of things (cia.gov}, they need it a lot more than I do.
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I'd choose simplicity over complicated...-ity anyday.
Gimme a house with lotsa land, a few cows, maybe a horse, and a garden, my (future) husband and lotsa little chirrens and I'll be happy.
Interwubs and city-life are nice, but it's given lots of unneccessary baggage.
BTW, just go in your boxers. It's bound to impress someone!
That last panel, the "sudden quiet pang of dread in the shower" shot (especially right after three panels of screaming out your co-stars) is probably one of the most profoundly realistic panels you've ever drawn.
Trust me, you're not alone. We've all been there. (That sudden dread, I mean. Not Hollywood. And not the shower, though I certainly hope everybody's been there at least once.)
~IJ
So, I guess you're not going to do an official appearance at a comic book store of some sort? Oh well, GIVE 'EM HELL J.RO!
Lovely how many meth labs there are in this part of the country. Every time there's a house fire, I assume someone's meth lab exploded
Wear a tall hat like a druid in the old days, wear a tall hat and a tatooed gown, ride a white swan like the people of the Beltane, wear your hair long, babe. you can't go wrong.
You don't look beautiful Jeffrey, you look hot.
What? You were all thinking it.
Cyberbilly is the best word in the history of the world ever.
unlike back in the farm, where the laughed at you for being clean and brushing yer teeth.
...sorry, i couldnt pass it up. been listening too much to the cable guy.
Jeffrey, you will be fine in Hollywood, because everyone there is just pretending to be sophisticated but is really only interested in having their pictures taken over and over again.
The only people that are gonna laugh at you will be the ones who know and read your comic, because it is laughable...er, funny, that's what I meant to say, funny. Your comics are funny.
Make sure you find out whether Paris Hilton is in fact going, and what she is wearing, so you don't both show up in just boxers. Awkward.
haha, Dont worry Jeffery Rowland you will do fine in your apperance in front of those celberitys. Remember, Once you hit the carpet your are't a Cyberbilly and more your a celbrabilly. I still stand by yesterdays sugestion of SoaP T-shirt Blazer and Jeans BTW. Your so awsome you do not NEED a fancy necktie with a diamond pin in it. The evidence is right there. Your body regected it like a baaaad liver. Good Luck.
What's fashionable right now is a suit jacket over a t-shirt. (Usually a ratty, tattered white t-shirt, but one of your own SnoP t-shirts would be great.)
So let me chime in with all the people who already suggested that.
However, for some individuality, I think you should just skip the pants and wear boxers instead.
Don't you wish you had Topatoco boxers now?
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About wearing a SoaP t-shirt, I'm pretty sure the don't-wear-the-shirt-of-the-band-you-are-going-to-see rule applies here.
Jeffery you messed up, you ehn't supposed to wear your pants when you go in the shower!
Man, I can't believe nobody commented on the absolute sweetness of P's "DoucheBag" shirt. Pure stylin'. That would have been a perfect shirt to put into print and premiere for all of Hollywood to behold. It reminds me of a shirt I have that says "White Trash" in glittery lettering with a trailer in the middle. It is my favorite shirt because I stole it from my ex, when she was living in a trailer.
I have no idea why the last panel made me laugh. Maybye because it's so poignant.
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