Snakes DVD Special
Here is the rough version of the special comic I am doing for New Line (the color version will run on the Snakes on a Plane DVD bonus features). The actual Hollywood wrapup OC extravaganza (featuring The White Raspberry and the Skid Row Yacht Club [feat. Joel Schumacher]) will run later tonight, and after that I will never mention Snakes on a Plane ever again (except for when the DVD comes out, and even then only if I don't come off as a complete turd on it).
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I'm sure Hollywood is pleased with your work.
Now they'll option "Wigu" and get that fat kid from "The Cat in the Hat" to play the role of Wigu.
Um... sadly enough, if Wigu became a live action movie, I would go to the theater just so that Mr. Rowland would get a larger royalty check.
I love it when Sammy J gets eaten by a huge slimy thing while he's in the middle of a big rant on how they'll escape and everyone's gonna be OK. More movies should have one of the main characters get eaten by something big and slimy, it would add a new twist to porn movies if the penii (plural for penis) ate the blonde bimbos instead of the other way around. Wouldn't be very sexy though.
Snakes aren't slimy.
And I hated feeding my Rosy Boa mice...
Roman, Wigu would be played by Dakota Fanning in a 'husky boy' suit.
I say NAY to Dakota Fanning. NAY!
I can't believe just how cool things are! Jeff Rowland now reaching a bigger audience than ever! This is a good day, people.
Nice Deep Blue Sea reference, but where's the Cosby sweater?
codycod... wasn't the scene where the snake eats the penis good enough? That movie was pimp...I love tasers
Does anyone else think that a younger Hulk Hogan would have made a perfect Quincy?
Egh, Dakota fanning just scares me.
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