The Problem With Pluto
I just want to be the first person who comes out and starts The Pluto Truth Movement. Pluto was murdered. By the government.
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25 August 2006
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28 Comments:
now that you mention it, i havent seen pluto in a while. i do believe your theory that pluto was murdered for the insurance money, then sawed and dumped in six different locations each two city blocks apart.
What the hell is that in the last panel? Is it an exploded Pluto? If so, why is it so close to Earth?
Are they coming for us next?
It kind of looks like it could be a spaceship too... made out of intestines...
no, that looks like a Belzebut-Class Space Demon craft. didnt you pay attention during the interplanetary space craft lecture?
In the sky above us an ochre star does glow! Hailing the coming of creatures normally found below! They’re not a friend to me nor you and their maddening glow doth tell, that they’re coming to torch the Lord's own work and send us all to HELL!
Space Demons!
Space Demons!
Yah!
"I'm sorry Pluto, it's just that the universe needs to downsize to keep up with the multiversal market, you understand? Black matter everywhere, some damn potato messing with the continuum. And you were the last guy to join the team..."
Is it just me, or does Weedmaster know everything important?
This time Uncle Sam has gone too far! They will be hearing from Mickey's lawyers soon...
Ahem.
If Pluto were to ever come as close to the sun as, say... Halley's comet, it would develop a tail.
Comets have tails. Planets don't.
Not a planet. If it is so is Ceres in the Asteroid Belt - has its own atmosphere and satellites.
Pluto is not a planet; this is what’s been taught for decades anyway, it’s just being made official.
screw that, man. Pluto is a planet in my heart.
that's all that should matter...
Pluto would have always been a planet if it wasn't for space demons sponsered/raised from space hell by the government.
i did a report on Pluto in elementary school! I loved pluto and it's seasonal atmosphere!! I'm going to start a Militia in honour of Weedmaster P's THC soaked tears over the loss of Pluto.
Well, I just opened up the 14th edition of Encylopedia Brittanica
(1929) and under Pluto it does not mention a big cold rock and it does
not mention a sweet doggie. Pluto is merely a euphemistic name for the
Greek god of the lower world. I had no idea it was euphemistic!!>??
I think that those of you who thought of it as a planet were just
following a fashion. And, well, fashion is cyclical. So, tell your
grandchildren about the planet Pluto and they'll be ready for its
reappearance as 'the new black'.
Pluto died in a car accident.
I think Pluto was the Roman name for the god of the underworld.
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If Pluto is dead, how did he start this awesome new band?
It's a plot by big-time Astronomers who hate Pluto because it was literally discovered by a kid with a backyard telescope. Every other planet has been known for centuries; Pluto was found and named in the 20th century by Clyde Tombaugh. No one person has discovered a celestial object before or since.
Pluto's still a planet, just a dwarf planet. I don't know about most of you, but I still consider small people to be human.
I blame Randy Newman and his ilk.
Pluto was always just a glorified Kuiper Belt object to me.
Pluto is got-damn planet everybody. The Sol system goes MVEMJSNUP. THATS JUST HOW IT IS!
here here! ive been saying that all day! damn murder!
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well, look on the bright side. as pluto's old status is murdered, we get two new planets!
that's what the teevee said anyway.
don't be stupid.pluto wasnt murdered.it was STOLEN!!! and is the last pic the asteroid from 'armageddon'? maybe we should get bruce willis to name all orbital bodies? think of it now..mercury,venus,earth,demi,hudson hawk...
My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine -
Nine WHAT? NINE WHAT?!?!
Now we can change the acronym to "My very excellent mother just served us noodles".
We either dropped Pluto 'cus its orbit was uncleared and eliptical, or we added at least three more (Ceres, Charon, and 2003 UB13) as well as any more decent sized space rocks.
pluto looks like a big piece of doody.
hehe...gross...
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