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01 August 2006

Goodbye Hollywood



I was just about to sit down and record my first hip-hop album after getting my chakra cleansed and I realized I was tired of the whole Hollywood scene. For a couple of weeks anyway.

15 Comments:

Scooter said...

Dude. Titanium oxide. It has other uses besides paint.

1/8/06 18:13  
Codycod said...

Mel Gibson's a psycho, ain't no jokey. Did you at least go Lamborghini-tossing with a trebouchet with Paris Hilton while you had your run in the sun? and what's the icon on the shorts and guitar? looks like something from a Guns&Roses album cover.

1/8/06 19:09  
Joel said...

Run Rowland Run! Have you seen that movie (actually called Run Ronnie Run)? I'm guessing it is probably actually your autobiography. Yes?

1/8/06 19:48  
KevinSpeaks said...

Is that a one piece bathing suit tan?

1/8/06 23:31  
Shon Richards said...

Word up Jeffery, word up.

2/8/06 00:37  
dan barron said...

I got a DUI at the same exact time as Mel Gibson...but i didn't blame the jews. fuck hollywood.

2/8/06 00:39  
becomethesea said...

I wanted to post something witty and insightful, but my mind is numb at present. YAY JEFFRY IS BACK FROM PRETENTIOUSNESS?

2/8/06 03:15  
IBMW said...

JEFFERY.
OPEN THE LNMAC BOARD SO I CAN PRAISE YOU ADEQUATELY PLZ.

2/8/06 05:05  
Jonathan Penton said...

I'm Jewish, and you can rest assured I blamed actors for my last DUI.

2/8/06 06:49  
U.N. Pandapants said...

Maybe it is a Hollywood thing, but everyone should get their chakra cleansed at least once. I found like five bucks in loose change and my TV remote in there.

2/8/06 09:28  
Donovan S. Brain said...

My friend used to have his dog trained to roll over and pretend to be in heat when he said "Go Hollywood!" Maybe you could train Joanna?
OK, then how about "Mel Gibson's On A Plane?" Air Marshals must use every trick as a drunken millionaire goes apeshit in first class and begins reliving his early movie roles. Starring Chappelle as Samuel L. Jackson. You design the t-shirt.

2/8/06 15:55  
KevinSpeaks said...

Chris gains power, prompts hurricane watch

From CNN.com

IT IS A SIGN!

2/8/06 16:45  
OVNS said...

Chris Gains is back in the news!

http://ovns.freeshell.org/chrisgains.JPG

2/8/06 17:21  
OVNS said...

Dawg, should have read that last post. Too excited.

2/8/06 17:23  
Kankiri said...

Melgibson is a faschist

7/8/06 17:44  

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