I was just about to sit down and record my first hip-hop album after getting my chakra cleansed and I realized I was tired of the whole Hollywood scene. For a couple of weeks anyway.
Mel Gibson's a psycho, ain't no jokey. Did you at least go Lamborghini-tossing with a trebouchet with Paris Hilton while you had your run in the sun? and what's the icon on the shorts and guitar? looks like something from a Guns&Roses album cover.
Maybe it is a Hollywood thing, but everyone should get their chakra cleansed at least once. I found like five bucks in loose change and my TV remote in there.
My friend used to have his dog trained to roll over and pretend to be in heat when he said "Go Hollywood!" Maybe you could train Joanna? OK, then how about "Mel Gibson's On A Plane?" Air Marshals must use every trick as a drunken millionaire goes apeshit in first class and begins reliving his early movie roles. Starring Chappelle as Samuel L. Jackson. You design the t-shirt.
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Dude. Titanium oxide. It has other uses besides paint.
Mel Gibson's a psycho, ain't no jokey. Did you at least go Lamborghini-tossing with a trebouchet with Paris Hilton while you had your run in the sun? and what's the icon on the shorts and guitar? looks like something from a Guns&Roses album cover.
Run Rowland Run! Have you seen that movie (actually called Run Ronnie Run)? I'm guessing it is probably actually your autobiography. Yes?
Is that a one piece bathing suit tan?
Word up Jeffery, word up.
I got a DUI at the same exact time as Mel Gibson...but i didn't blame the jews. fuck hollywood.
I wanted to post something witty and insightful, but my mind is numb at present. YAY JEFFRY IS BACK FROM PRETENTIOUSNESS?
JEFFERY.
OPEN THE LNMAC BOARD SO I CAN PRAISE YOU ADEQUATELY PLZ.
I'm Jewish, and you can rest assured I blamed actors for my last DUI.
Maybe it is a Hollywood thing, but everyone should get their chakra cleansed at least once. I found like five bucks in loose change and my TV remote in there.
My friend used to have his dog trained to roll over and pretend to be in heat when he said "Go Hollywood!" Maybe you could train Joanna?
OK, then how about "Mel Gibson's On A Plane?" Air Marshals must use every trick as a drunken millionaire goes apeshit in first class and begins reliving his early movie roles. Starring Chappelle as Samuel L. Jackson. You design the t-shirt.
Chris gains power, prompts hurricane watch
From CNN.com
IT IS A SIGN!
Chris Gains is back in the news!
http://ovns.freeshell.org/chrisgains.JPG
Dawg, should have read that last post. Too excited.
Melgibson is a faschist
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