The Ballad of Vermont Pete
The dirtiest hippies in the world come from Vermont*, and that's where Vermont Pete is from! Vermont Pete is the last surviving member of an extremely pedantic Doomsday Cult that believed the world was going to end on December 31, 2000 because that's the actual beginning of the millennium.
Vermont Pete is extremely burly and surly and is impervious to criticism. He is also an expert at cooking.
*Based on 2000 data, narrowly edging out Oregon.
22 Comments:
i like that Pete jajaja
I know someone whose ancestors were Millerites who thought the end was coming in like 1840 or something - they all went up on the roof New Year's Eve to wait for God but he never came.
Hells yes though, Oregon's got some dirty hippies!
You forgot about British Columbia.
Am I gonna be that guy that posts every day about Jeffrey's shirt?
I hope not. :(
-Sam
I think you are, dude. Some of us just aren't obsessed with Jeffrey taking his clothes off. ;)
"Fart" shirt written in "Metallica" style: political statement about farts/metal?
Where are the mp3s?
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I seriously doubt that Vermont could out-dirty-hippie Oregon, but maybe that's just state pride talkin'. Oregon generally smells like people who don't shave or shower and smoke weed while being irritated about politics. Just ask California, Idaho and Washington. They keep complaining about the odor.
I'll have you know, Valuedan, that BC's hippies are some of the cleanest hippies of the world.
Looks like Weedmaster P is jealous of all the attention that Jeffrey's giving Pete. Ah well, I'm sure he'll light another spliff and forget all his troubles. After a good cry, of course.
Beastie Boys, Beach Boys and Backstreet Boys, that's my kind of mashup.
Will somebody please make the mashup of which Pete speaks?
Vermont Pete is working on his myspace page as we speak!
What's red and yellow and looks good on hippies? Fire.
i was gonna say weee... good one scooter.
I want Weedmasters "FarT" shirt.
Sell shirts so I can waste my money. Do it.
BC hippies are also notoriously bad drivers. That's probably just because they're from Canada, though.
Hear that? I just introduced the stereotype that Canadians are bad drivers! Can you deny this? No you can't!
Gonna be pedantic.
The actual start of the millenium comes in 2006/2007, probably July.
I grew up in friggin' VT and let me tell you, all the hippies are imports. Sure we got some one tab too many old hippies rolling around church and more than few green business hippies, but the new great unwashed are all from out of state. They come to drop out of UVM and spend their trust funds.
I find this meatloaf rather shallow and pedantic.
Vermont is full of cranky old kooks. There are hippies there too, but they are outnumbered by weirdos with an unnatural affinity for cows.
as a dirty hippie from oregon, i thought that i'd tell you that the dirtiest hippies may come from Vermont, but Eugene Oregon has the most dirty hippies
also smokin a bowl with weed master p is like a life goal
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