AOL Doesn't Care About White People
First it was the customer retention fiasco, then they announced they were cutting 5,000 jobs and providing their service for free (which is already free to those in the know). Then AOL released a massive amount of private data accidentally on purpose. It is rumored that next week AOL will be hiring crackheads to enter its customers homes in the dark of night where they will perform all manner of unseemly crackhead-related activities.
Everything is going fine, there is nothing to worry about today! I am however discontinuing the "Hugs Not Jihads" shirt because it's not working. People are still not hugging nearly enough.
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Once again, Jeffrey's shirt was shocked right off his body.
-Sam
Damn AOL. Stopped using that crap yeeears ago. You gotta wonder how many more civil liberties will be curbed in the name of "You've Got Mail!" Then again that's just my weirdness.
Jeffrey Rowland, why would you possibly want to do a search query on RATT? LOL.
And resting comfortably at the bottom of Baby's list is "fisting."
I just found this. It is the coolest Snakes on a Plane...thing, ever. http://snakesonaplane.varitalk.com/
Soooooo, a rape kit, hey Jeffrey? I guess that explains how that girl from your comic "axe effect" went from smiling at you to being dumbped in a river.
Actually, it's the fact that "rape kit" and "running from bears" are both on Jeffry's list that worries me.
You okay, man?
Well, at least it wasn't "running from bears with rape kits"...
That removes all ambiguity, there.
I think that a revamping of the "Hugs not Jihads" shirt would be a good way to go. Personally, i think the current design is way too bubbly and bright for my taste. Perhaps toning it down and making it, say, less aggressive, would improve it's effect. After all, bubbly bright people hugs are the most annoying. They simply hug too much, and after a while hugs have lost their meaning. Maybe a shirt that conveys, "Hugs are good in moderation, but Jihads are never good."
Also, of course you have to look up running from bears! How else will you know how to run for a bear in real life, if you haven't learned about it on the inter nets?
I thought it'd be funny if we all started listing our search engine queries. Then I looked at mine.
It wasn't funny.
At all.
Crucifixion's too good.
Er, I don't think rape kits are for helping people commit rape... not an expert or nothin'...
My 12-year-old just visited. I immediately cleared my browsing history. When he arrived. And when he left. I don't want to know.
Oh shit!
My name is Morgan!
I AM ON WEEDMASTER P'S "LIST"
What the heck does "muder" mean?
I had to sign up just to be able to post this. I've been reading these for a long time and I love your work. One of these days I'm gonna buy a t-shirt too.
The reason I signed up was 'reinstating crucifixion'. That's the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. Keep up the great work.
I think "Muder" is a mis-spelled "Mulder"
BEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i'll be so pissed off if someone released my search queries. but that would be after being ashamed and crying in the shower, followed by apologies to the human race.
and crucifixion? ooow...
a simple nail through the wang would suffice, but then again your penance should match your trangresion.
and Baby had fisting? WTF? say it aint so!
maybe it was just to know what weedmaster p was blabbering about...
The rape kit is probably a necessary step after Joe Francis...
no, you can't discontinue the hugs not jihads shirt.
if you do, can you save one for me until the third week of september when i get money.
i know you probably won't read this but i need that shirt. really badly. it's a gift for my bestest friend.
please save me 1 (one) blue hugs not jihads shirt.
OMG rape kit. The guy who was stalking Steven Spielberg (why would you want to stalk him anyhow) also had a 'rape kit'.
please don't discontinue the Hugs not Jihads shirt, I plan on buying one and I have to wait until I have money (try ing again next week).
I also have to buy your snakes piloting a plane shirt, like pronto.
dude, morgellon's scares the crap out of me.
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