The Unbearable Lightness of Being The Poopmonster
That Poopmonster is a precocious little scamp. He drinks Red Bulls like a hipster douchebag drinks Pabst Blue Ribbon on Karaoke night.
Did you guys hear about that Doomsday vault? I'm gonna see if they can put some of my stuff in there. You know, just in case.
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What's it like being you, Jeffrey Rowland?
That's funny. I don't 'member those mountains being in Massachusetts.
this reminds me of fear and loathing in las vegas for absolutely no reason
How eerie, it reminds me of that as well.
wow, i'm definitely a lot like the poopmonster.
What's it like being you, Jeffrey Rowland?
Mostly wondering what it's like to be other people.
Jeffrey seems surprised that the tab cost TWO dollar signs.
Man, I am trying NOT to be put in the Doomsday Vault. I have my own vault already.
Just in case.
Sweet purple suit you got there Mr. Rowland.
That crazy existential dillema!
Jeffrey, is that your Dr. Zoidberg tattoo? Because if it is, I salute you.
Dag yo, I wish I had a Dr. Zoidberg tattoo.
I do drink a lot of PBR, but not just on karaoke night.
Also, if I make a trek to Northhampton, can I become the real Weedmaster P? The only thing I find better than basing my life off of a fictional character who bases his life on smoking an illegal plant is Germany winning the World Cup.
Stop wondering and know. Through meditation and the proper incantations, you too can be in touch with the collective soul that defines the existance of every individual. Then and only then can you know what it is like to be eachother. Just twenty nine ninety five!
I drink lots of Pabst blue ribbon (in the can) because it tastes just like bud in the can for HALF THE PRICE.
Being cheap is a good thing.
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