Guns N' Bullets
The theatre for the final battle between Dumbrella and Dayfree Press has been set, but we have them outnumbered. Here's how it breaks down.
Team Dumbrella
Mr Jon Rosenberg
Dr Vampire
The Englishman
The Poopmonster
Me
Team Dayfree
Kyle McNinja
Notorious JEPH and Nature Boy North (The Twin Towers)
The Albino Samurai
Double D
Mal, Hope, and Kean will ostensibly be acting as mercenaries.
Okay so maybe we don't have them outnumbered, plus they're a lot smarter and bigger than us. But who needs courage or skill or even a good reason when you have a gun?
9 Comments:
Ah yes, semiautomatic pistol diplomacy.
As I always say, if you can't beat 'em, take their advertising dollars.
Don't forget... if you guys need to, you can call in team Filth Hole.
the Jedi call it "agressive negotiations" but even they end up at Wal-Mart 70% of the time.
Well, um, let me know if you need more paper towels. We kind of overbought.
Hey, Jeff, maybe I should let you know that I appropriated Topato as my power animal for my bicycle ride for Bikes Not Bombs. There's also more info on my luser blog.
I'll be wearing the Topato T-shirt pictured on the ride.
Better to ask forgiveness than permission, I always say. Actually, I don't ever say that. I just think it, and smirk.
I'm taking the Poopmaster's Winky shirt and The Englishman's "Secret Scary Friend" shirt along in case I need to change into something that I haven't sweated a gallon into before I really have to talk to somebody after the ride. They are serving tasty barbecue and copious beer after the ride, so this may be a likely occurrence.
-- Paisley (the Boston one, not the comic one)
i kind of like moby actually.
18 and hotel both go very far downhill, but check out 'animal rights' sometime... it's a cd he made that's all loud grunge and him screaming about fucking. damn good.
GREAT Futurama reference. I carry around two "courages" at all time. Texas law.
Naughty people, going to Wally World.
Tsk tsk!!!
Hm... I feel slow because I don't really get it, so I will nod and SMILE. :D
Is that two-tone pistol a Ruger P-series, by any chance? Such was my first gun, when I was a callow lad of 35.
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