All My Dogs
The problem the original Chris Gaines had was that he didn't change with the times. He just lamented the past -- the plane crashes, the car crashes, the reconstructive surgery that caused him to bear a striking resemblance to Garth Brooks.
The new Chris Gaines is a singing blogger who has a dangerous addiction to owning many, many dogs. It's a good start I think. I'll sort the rest out along the way.
15 Comments:
Chris Gaines rules, and so does his soul patch.
Ya, know, I hope Chris Gaines owns a large ranch, because otherwise, that many dogs is bound to be a health code violation...
You realize I'm now going to have to record this. Those lyrics are too good not to be set to real music.
O how you vex me JEFFR!
Sung to the tune of "These Boots Are Made For Walking."
I don't think I've ever read a song as deeply moving. I love you, Chris Gaines.
OH.
Oh dear... now Jeffrey's gone mad!
Jefferey going mad >> Garth Brooks going mad
Chris Gaines has stolen my heart and soul with his song of dogs and addiction and addiction to dogs!
people who are addicted to dogs >> people who are addicted to cats.
beware the crazy cat ladies.
Chris Gaines on a Plane.
yes! chris ganes on a plane. lmao.
That song is one of the most awesome things ever.
The others, strangely enough, also mostly come from this site.
Chris Gaines has finally begun to move on from the past then?
man i hope chris gaines doesn't come out with another album
i hope he comes out with another double album
break the mold dude, make a triple album
Yeah, do a Frank Zappa!
Chris Gaines Rocks, seriously, Garth had the biggest balls in Music to do something so out of left field.
How about doing some more Chris Gaines cartoons?
Thanks and Take care.
Jeff
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