The Summer of Ooze
Many of you are aware of the Oozinator, the new Super Soaker from Hasbro which, to anyone who has spent any amount of time looking at things they shouldn't be looking at on the IntarWub, is insanely inappropriate. If you don't believe me, here's the YouTube link for the ad (SFW but kind of shouldn't be). The Poopmonster and I don't agree on many things, but we both agree that today is Oozy Tuesday.
I've been looking at things from my childhood recently on Wikipedia and found the entry for my hometown. Holy cow that's kind of depressing.
Ooze on! It's the Summer of Ooze!
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Those things still give me an uneasy feeling every time I see the commercial.
Also, the last panel's speech bubble is somehow appropriate.
ROFL. That is insanely inappropriate. :)
I'd like to give that to my girlfriend.
If I had one.
Oh, man. Did these marketers and game designers never watch four minutes of a porno?
It really is not right.
Further proof that japanese culture is slowly taking over...
Any any fan of the 80's knows REAL Bio-ooze is green... Thats what the Teenage Mutant ninja turtles taught me, if it glows and its green, it will give you cancer...
Bukkake-inator from NERF!
Locust Grove is an insanely terrible name for a town. It's like the founders wanted it to turn out blighted or something.
That wikipedia entry really makes you look like a prime suspect for that other thing that is in there.
:|
Hey Jeffery, there's an old indian springs that turned into a hunting lodge in my town. It's supposed to be haunted. But everyone that talks about it being haunted and calls it "The Girl Scout Camp", and tells the Locust Grove story.
OOZINATOR REMIXED!!!
watch all the way through.
As a part time bukkake actor(I'm usually the third or fourth guy, porn fans), this product disturbs me. I could be out of a job!
Why Weedmaster P enjoys it so much, I'll never know...
Oh God Jeffrey. Its even more depressing that you edited the Wkipedia entry yourself to reflect that you were born there. :)
Bukkake makes everything better
Someone even has a web page with a continuous running video of the ad over music. http://oozinator.ytmnsfw.com/
creepy yes
webcest...very much yes
I wonder if maybe someone was caught watching porn on company time and needed a product design to justify how it constituted "research"
There will no doubt eventually be an Oozinator XL, twice as big, which kids will buy and then mock those with the smaller ones.
Also maybe a strap-on Oozinator for lesbians who want to be able to moneyshot
Odd, a day when Weedmaster P isn't stoned? He just don't look right without bloodshot eyes. . .
Yes embrace the ooze Jeffrey RAAARGH : )
This is one of those situations where you have to wonder about the people that greenlit the product. Do they laugh hysterically every time they think about it? Do they even know what they have unleashed on the world?
It's like a whole new level of sex education!
Man, at least it's green, so it's like you're getting raped by the Predator or something. If it was any sort of flesh-tonish colour, that'd be chaos.
I saw the commercial months ago, but I still find it hilarious. I reckon they might catch wind of it and make the ooze a different colour, but the damage is already done.
I love how the first kid to get hit with it rubs it all over his chest...
Do you think we're all gonna end up on FBI child sex abuse watch lists 'cause we watched that commercial and posted about it?
Oopsie.
:Chris
I just noticed that Weedmaster P's eyes aren't pink... hmmm...
At least with a town as small as that you get the number 2 spot on the "history of" section.
Another interpretation:
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