Hugs Not Jihads
Did you see the trailer for that Oliver Stone 9/11 movie? I'm not even gonna link it, just because it seems like Oliver Stone has done the unthinkable -- made a movie about 9/11 that is boring. If I made a movie about 9/11... gosh. Let's just say people would get nostalgic about The Phantom Menace.
And I am sympathetic to all the victims of that day, which unfortunately does not include only the ones who died that day. I'm not one of those people who goes around saying it was a missle or a controlled demolition, that's all pretty much Ocham's Razor. I'm suspicious of the motives.
Fortunately we seem to have narrowly escaped the asteroid tsunami. Get wild this weekend, 'cause you know this ain't gonna last much longer.
posted by jeffrey rowland at 2:08:00 AM
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If we destroyed all of the nonhugging countries the world would be a better place. The only people who would suffer would be the germophobias and the hypochondriacs and nobody likes them to begin with.
If that is true about hugging being a form of terrorism. Then those places must be so sad.
And...whoa. I tried to comment on your Myspace profile...and this appeared!
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They are onto you Jeffrey. Murdoch has started the chase. Flee. Flee now.
I like the new format Jeffrey
It makes sense if that movie is a boring one. Massive death, masacre, carnage and rumbling concrete = end of life = end of fun = boring. It's as if hundreds of RL comics had the same ending! As if they were... discontinued.
Besides, it's supposed to be sad and solemn, which are total give-aways of boring!
Well don't worry - someday a Democrat will get to be president and you can love the federal government again.
Unless you are a neo-Nazi, since, along with liberal Democrats, they are the main proponents of 9-11 conspiracy theories. Liberals and Nazis - it's just like the good old days of the Non-Aggression Pact, isn't it?
Have fun with all that motive-suspecting!
i am crossing my fingers so hard for a "hugs not jihads" shirt.
What about a hug jihad? Where the mujihadeen work to spread love and understanding?
If we destroyed all of the nonhugging countries, there would be no Japan. Let's think this through, people.
I second the desire for a Hugs Not Jihad shirt.
anybody watch '24'? I could see it now, Jack Bauer, hot on the chase (all by himself, of course), grabs the nefarious conspirator/terrorist, puts a gun up to his head and pulls the trigger. "BANG" says the note that comes out from the end. They share a laugh, look each other in the eyes, and embrace like best-hetero-friends.
What would Hannelore Ellicott-Chatham say?
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