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11 April 2006

The Wall



There are lots of reasons not to build a giant wall along the border of Mexico. Let's help Mexico be a better place to live. Attention Mexicans! America will destroy your culture! Another reason is the inability to escape America when it finally hits the fan. Are we building a wall... or a prison?

Now I'm no prophet, but I can tell you what's going to happen in the future with intense certainty, and I can almost guarantee you something bad is going to happen. You may recall the vision of my future self Kerry Edwards, which is the name I change my name to so I can save money on bumper stickers. You should never start going back in time and fixing things you think you did wrong.

Okay I talked to the printer and the Missile Crisis books will be here on Thursday! I can't wait to get these things into your hands. Hopefully the next one will be a lot quicker.

I am discontinuing the Whitey and Complaints t-shirts on Friday, so now is the time to snag them up. I am working on classier, more thinly-veiled liberal propaganda. Until tomorrow, enjoy Cat and Girl! TopatoCo will be doing shipping for Cat and Girl in the very near future.

1 Comments:

doomglobe said...

"I'm a uniter, not a divider"
-Dubyah

He is building the wall to bring us together.

Walls have been pretty great throughout history. I guess the one in China worked pretty good, right? It attracts tourists now! How about the one in Germany! That was a pretty good wall!

The problem is the actual plan for the wall. Who are they going to get to build it?! Mexicans build everything south of the mason dixon line! Are Mexicans going to build the wall that keeps other Mexicans out of the US? Don't you think they will put some holes in it? Also it is going to cost so much that by the time it is done Mexico will have more money than America!

29/10/06 11:22  

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