Jeffrey Rowland's OVERCOMPENSATING
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08 April 2005

Fun to Die



I bet you it will be fun to die! I bet when you die you feel silly for not having died sooner.

37 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Weedmaster P. sure is pretty smug for a guy with penis-hair.

8/4/05 18:17  
Corpus said...

If heaven exists, then yeah. It'll be really fun to die.

8/4/05 18:28  
maryanne said...

weedmaster p's hair reminds me of a melting candle today. i like it.

8/4/05 18:29  
Alias1431 said...

i demand a headshot of the real weedmaster p, no pixelating this time. dooo it

8/4/05 18:31  
Anonymous said...

Urine is completely harmless, but that does not mean it is pleasant.

8/4/05 18:38  
Robust McManlyPants said...

alias1431, do you realize how incredibly dumb it would be for JR to post someone's real picture on the internet and refer to him as "Weedmaster?"

"Oh, officer, that's not what my friend meant when he called me WEEDMASTER and drew pictures of me with bongs and posted them in his diary comic, he meant I am really just awful at gardening. See, look at that yard, does that look kempt to you?"

8/4/05 19:51  
nickfifteen said...

Dying is easy. Living is hard.

Do you want to take the easy way through life??

8/4/05 19:56  
jeffrey rowland said...

I have already had to provide WMP's identification to federal investigators once before, and I do not intend to do it again (This is 100% true).

8/4/05 20:04  
Anonymous said...

Well if the guvment already has WMP's datum, it doesn't really matter anymore, does it? I mean, it can't get any worse that Big Brother knowing that you smoke the reefer.

8/4/05 20:13  
Alias1431 said...

"alias1431, do you realize how incredibly dumb it would be for JR to post someone's real picture on the internet and refer to him as "Weedmaster?"

"Oh, officer, that's not what my friend meant when he called me WEEDMASTER and drew pictures of me with bongs and posted them in his diary comic, he meant I am really just awful at gardening. See, look at that yard, does that look kempt to you?""

It would do about as much bad as me taking a picture of your face, calling you a drug lord, then posting it on a fairly popular site. No governmnet agency would do a thing. They have no proof, no reason, not even the slightest idea who you are, and probably couldn't care less.

8/4/05 20:38  
Alias1431 said...

however if Jeff doesn't want to do it, no problem, it's his decision.

8/4/05 20:38  
Anonymous said...

I'm worried about Jeff.

8/4/05 21:15  
Anonymous said...

peeing in a mans bong just ain't cool.

8/4/05 22:10  
aelien27 said...

But posting in a reputable web site that using urine for bongwater gets you stoneder[sic] is hilarious.

8/4/05 22:48  
Rick said...

OMG you dropped the f-bomb again!

8/4/05 23:00  
Chairman Greenspan said...

"I bet you it will be fun to die! I bet when you die you feel silly for not having died sooner."

umm ... everything ok there Jeff?

9/4/05 01:21  
Mitch said...

Of course he knows that you pissed in his bong. That's why he's so CONTRARY. If you ever meet an angry stoner, you should reply, "Who pissed in your bong?" and they will be forced to contemplate who could have possibly pissed in their bong.

9/4/05 02:45  
Anonymous said...

You'd think the disturbingly green bong water would be noticeable enough for Weedmaster P.

9/4/05 02:55  
jeffrey rowland said...

Did anybody realize that the background is Jupiter

9/4/05 06:17  
Steeves said...

lol, Jupiter?

I thought that it was a Van Gough. I was trying to figure out of what.

9/4/05 07:13  
idkrash said...

it will be fun to die!

Actually it feels pretty weird at first but you get used to it really fucking fast.

Then its just one long game of ghost in the graveyard. Which is really a blast to play.

9/4/05 11:38  
deirdre said...

i love my t shirt

10/4/05 00:17  
Michael_H said...

Jeff...

Childhood dreams or not, DO NOT DIE

10/4/05 01:01  
K.E.N said...

Do not die before June is complete. This is an order.

There are worse things then die'n. I think you know what i refer to Jeffrey.

10/4/05 07:48  
Anonymous said...

Why is his urine green?

10/4/05 21:37  
Anonymous said...

Well, let's presume his urine is yellow. Therefore his bong water must be blue. I learned this in kindergarden and again in intro to art, which i almost failed.

10/4/05 21:52  
Anonymous said...

Good thing P is too stoned to know the difer'nce 'er else he'd probably pee in your cat.......

11/4/05 00:08  
xtraplanetary said...

Jeff, you are TRULY the Background King. How do you decide what you're gonna use every day? Isn't the extra work a pain in the butt?

11/4/05 01:02  
emily said...

if really peed in your friends' bong water you are either evil or brave- depending on how often it gets changed
and it's green, stale, gross ass bong water

11/4/05 02:27  
Anonomynym said...

ROFL! Weedmaster Pee!

11/4/05 03:37  
Anonomynym said...

BTW, if you really wanted to be cruel to P, you could replace his bong water with kerosene, as soon as he tries to light it.... WHOOMF, no more penis hair. [innocent]Not that I've actually done this before.....[/innocent]

11/4/05 03:57  
The Other Rowland said...

it might be fun to die, but what if dying feels like birth in reverse? and if we blocked it our from the first time, how much will it suck now?

11/4/05 07:48  
xgranolaxcorex said...

nah man,
death is the greatest blessing bestowed upon the living.
that and simpsons themed pez dispensers.

11/4/05 13:29  
Kahbn said...

yeah, sure, why not.

everyone will be like "dude, where were you? you totally missed out on the conga line!"

11/4/05 15:21  
Ayatollah Ben Dover said...

Henceforth he shall be referred to as Weemaster Pee.

11/4/05 17:13  
Logan said...

You fools! Can't you see that the bong is blue? Thus the yellow pee appears green because of the filtering effect of the glass. It's so obvious!

11/4/05 17:55  
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