"The Professional"? Do you guys mean "Léon"? (I'm a weak little man with a compulsive need to point out the original title of movies just to feel superior and thus inflate my own ego, but eventually the bubble pops and I end up in an endless downward spiral littered with the broken dreams of a distant past.)
HA! I never would have expected Gary Oldman to somehow be associated with OC. This comic is now the only comic I will ever read for the rest of my life and the span of the internet because I will definitely outlive the internet but when that day comes I will keep reading the OC's because they are magnificent and defy time and space. It is already the only comic I read, but it is official that no other shall oust it from it's cleverly upheaved position in my heart.
Actually since "Léon" has about 30 more minutes of storytelling than "The Professional," I would say that it's not only correct but also more accurate to keep the two cuts of the movie separate. If you've seen "The Professional," you haven't seen "Léon."
I once tried to use a stick of butter as deoderant. The results were mixed. Smelled kinda like hot oil, stained my shirt. But I certainly didn't smell like B.O, more like cooking lamb.
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nice. I just watched The Professional yesterday. And is that another appearance of Andrew W.K.?
Andrew WK is like birthday panda, only he can find the parties.
I feel just like Baby, in that whenever I come home from the Wal-Marts, I'm covered in the blood of folks that I'm glad I didn't know.
How often do you let Andrew WK out of your fridge so he can party with the less fortunate?
"The Professional"? Do you guys mean "Léon"? (I'm a weak little man with a compulsive need to point out the original title of movies just to feel superior and thus inflate my own ego, but eventually the bubble pops and I end up in an endless downward spiral littered with the broken dreams of a distant past.)
HA! I never would have expected Gary Oldman to somehow be associated with OC. This comic is now the only comic I will ever read for the rest of my life and the span of the internet because I will definitely outlive the internet but when that day comes I will keep reading the OC's because they are magnificent and defy time and space. It is already the only comic I read, but it is official that no other shall oust it from it's cleverly upheaved position in my heart.
The end of Léon? Man, that was, like, the BEGINNING of Léon.
Actually since "Léon" has about 30 more minutes of storytelling than "The Professional," I would say that it's not only correct but also more accurate to keep the two cuts of the movie separate. If you've seen "The Professional," you haven't seen "Léon."
this comic reminds me of this weird study i'm doing where men wear shirts without deodorant and then women smell them
i didn't know there was some sort of version of leon called the professional.
I once tried to use a stick of butter as deoderant. The results were mixed. Smelled kinda like hot oil, stained my shirt. But I certainly didn't smell like B.O, more like cooking lamb.
The great thing about popcorn, as Terry Pratchett observed, is that when you cover it with butter and salt, it tastes just like salted butter.
wow. i am in shock and awe that you kicked out with a gary oldman reference. and especially from leon. thats beautiful, man.
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