Born on Death Row
This was going to be a joke that I told Weedmaster P that goes "what does a womb have in common with a shotgun? Bad things come out of both of them," but that was just stupid.
Also have you guys seen Maria Full of Grace? Man that movie stressed me out.
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This reminds me of the time I got stabbed with a plastic fork...
I thought it was rather funny.
That Baby's such a cutie... :)
I guy I used to work with once told me children are a venereal disease. :P
Children, disease... they're both pretty much the same thing. Deadly, consuming, cripling.
Ha Ha, Dr. Hospital. I take my pet to Dr. Veterinarian, Ha Ha. I take my woman to Dr. Gynecology.
Why do you have to put on a shirt to tell the joke you just wrote?
Man, speaking of movies that stress you out, Punch-Drunk Love about gave me a panic attack, and I don't even know why.
It kind of hurts my reputation as a big tough bruiser to tell people that.
Maria full of coke...the fork in the chest reminds me of the ending of Fredrick Exley's last book " Last notes from Home". Wedding night, his wife stabbed him in the chest with a bar-b-que fork. He was intrigued by it so he went out on his balcony with a drink and let it stay. She kept demanding he remove it, but he found he kind of liked the way it looked.
There used to be a Guinness advert here (in Ireland) which had footage of "Life is a hereditry disease" daubed onto a wall. How many cans did that shift?
i'd be willing to assuming jeff creates best in teh buff, much like myself...
creation is easiest when not hindered by the annoyance of clothes
no but i saw "bride and prejudice" last night. it was pretty good. still felt pretty bollywood-y.
There's a little pub in Odense, Denmark which does a great Guinness. Man, was I surprised and drunk.
Aw man she ruined his best joke-tellin shirt too man
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