Jeffrey Rowland's OVERCOMPENSATING
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15 February 2005

No Place To Hide



The inter nets don't stop just because you go to sleep! They are are always on; there is always a dude looking for pictures of girls wrestling.

Also Chris G drew a much nicer picture of the G0I than I could have!

17 Comments:

Anonymous said...

thanks jeff. now everytime i see some wet fruit i'm going to freak out.
the grocery store is about to become the most terrifying place in the world to me.

15/2/05 18:14  
Danual said...

Dude, if you weren't already freaked out by the grocery store then you already gots problems to work out before genitals of inter net gods worry you.

15/2/05 18:32  
Anonymous said...

Sleeping with a gun Jeff? Apparently that won't protect you from the g0d of internets' Freddie Krueger abilities...

15/2/05 18:44  
Valuedan said...

The Inter Net God is a jerk. Also, it is getting fingerprints all over that compact disc, and is going to completely ruin it.

15/2/05 18:45  
Darkband said...

Silly mortal cowboy-poet, you cannot escape the wrath of Darth ShivaBast Sulu-Croft!

The archives for When I Grow Up are missing. Did the link just break or are they gone forever?

15/2/05 23:39  
The Bob Talbot said...

Dude.

DUDE.

I am guessing that the God of the Internet has both male and female genitalia.

NOTHING WILL STOP ME FROM BELIEVING THIS.

16/2/05 00:00  
Darkband said...

If the GoI has to be a furry, it might as well be a Macro Herm furry. Not to mention Barely-Legal and a state-certified bartender, pharmacist, realtor, notary public, insurance agent, and casino proprietor. Also, it would have to talk in all caps and use run-on sentences.

16/2/05 00:38  
Nick said...

I love that the GotI(an acronym AND an amusing pun! ;) is wearing Magneto's helmet in that cool guy's black and white fan art pic. Much love for the geekery, yo =D

16/2/05 01:39  
Alex said...

Oh wow. GoTI is so much hotter without her scary cat-mouth. *envies jeff*

(disclaimer: you probably do not agree with me because your brain is not miswired in the same way as mine)

(that didn't actually disclaim anything, did it?)

16/2/05 02:31  
Anonymous said...

I secretly want a GoI t-shirt now. ;)

16/2/05 03:38  
some1saychicken said...

im curious to see what a pair of glistening wet 4 armed demigod in the shape of a cat boobies would look like. am i stupid or does there not exist some desk-toppings? i mean what says cool like a cute poison potato threatening you from behind your computer screen?

16/2/05 04:33  
Anonymous said...

Who is this Chris G fella, if I may ask? He's a mighty good drawer of pictures, even pictures of the scary, scary GoI.

-- Nato

16/2/05 09:30  
uccemebug said...

Naturally, the G0d of Internet is a member of the Star Trek federation (or at least a fan there-of).

16/2/05 12:32  
Andrew Ferguson said...

Hey Jeff,

Just wondering if your RSS feed is deisgned to work with things other than Atom. I'm attempting to access it via Firefox as a livebookmark and it doesn't seem too interested in actually doing that. Any ideas?

Thanks,

--Andrew

PS The Andrew WK one made me laugh so hurt I hurt. Literally. Severe abdominal pain. In front of the cute girl who showed it to me and now thinks I'm crazy. You cost me women, damn you! :P

16/2/05 15:35  
Anonymous said...

Dear sweet jesus... Its real. Hermaphroditic human genitals and all, man. I'm gonna have nightmares until I rip the ethernet card out of my computer and run it over with a steamroller.
http://www.furry.org.au/chakat/

17/2/05 04:07  
Thousand Sons said...

"Also, it would have to talk in all caps and use run-on sentences."

And have amazing business opportunities in Nigeria.

19/2/05 14:17  
Anonymous said...

Mister Chris G's art can be found at http://www.eselkunst.com/portfolio/

rockin'.

17/4/05 10:10  

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