Do you have neighbors that are all loud and stuff? I try to be a good, considerate neighbor. I don't like to be a neighbor that people hate, I like to be a neighbor that people think is dead.
To start, he's the biggest fraud perpetrated against this country since Dave. I mean, the Dems would have been burned at the stake had they tried to pass of an old-money Connecticut frat-boy as a downhome compassionate cowboy.
In addition he also needlessly sent hundreds of American troops to their deaths and in this culture of life ordered the murders of countless (literally, as no one is counting) Iraqi civilians.
But hey, we're all still enjoying our $300.00 income tax refund check from four years ago, right?
Uhhh... actually his dad served in the Pacific and so was subquently fighting the Japanese. I'm sure that was just a distraction so that his grandfather could be funding the Nazis behind the scenes, though... nobody knows excellent obfuscation better than the Bush family, after all. It's practically their religion.
Fair people, cease! Politics are tearing us apart, clouding our judgement, and keeping us from enjoying quality comicry! Instead, let us rejoice in Jeff's glory and awesomeness. :p
Wow....the only time I ever end up influencing anybody to make something productive, and it's because I completely misinterpreted the last comic. Everyone, I'm sorry for turning OC into another "political" shouting match.
Let's just all agree to accept G. W. as our infallible Lord and Saviour and we can get on with our lives.
Of bad neighbors: “People were always talking about how mean this guy was who lived on our block. But I decided to go see for myself. I went to his door, but he said he wasn't the mean guy, the mean guy lived in that house over there. ‘No, you stupid idiot,’ I said, ‘that's my house.’ ” -Jack Handey
You all missed the point here. Jeff is proving that he's not Superman since he didn't box that weird lookin' fella.
Of course, only Superman would try to pretend that he wasn't Superman so *obviously* Jeff is Superman. I can't believe that everyone else missed that. They even frown the same way, godsdamnit.
I know this sounds shallow and weird, but... if J-Ro really thinks that Bush is an "okay president", well, first of all I'd be surprised, it'd be more like he'd be lying to Dubya to shut him up... I hope... but if he really thought that Dubya is an "okay president", well...
then i would lose all respect for Jeff and there's no way I could read anything he did ever again without that nagging reminder that he agreed with that assclown GOP tool.
Much as I dislike Bush myself, I think it's taking a grudge much too far to lose respect for other people only because they don't agree about him. If you like the comics, you can look past a few political references (it's not like the comic is exactly supportive of Bush, anyway.)
I think we're all kind of missing the point. Jeff probably got hated on by lots of people for the last comic, so he's a-just tryin' to make peace. Don't be hatin'.
that is one awesome-looking dead snake. it looks like one of those big plastic bat-like balloon-like things, that aren't exactly balloons, but aren't exactly bats, but are used for hitting stuff anyways. you know what i'm talking about? probably not.
Dammit - people kept telling me tattoos of cartoon characters were lame, and I listened to them! But if Jeff has one they were obviously wrong. I'm getting Snoopy and the Red Baron on my biceps TONIGHT
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George W is wicked cool Jeff. But I think he is gonna steal your snake. Is the snake asleep or dead?
What horrible thing could Dubya have done to be picked on two days in a row?
His Grandpa funded Nazis.
But his dad shot Nazis, so it's kinda a wash.
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To start, he's the biggest fraud perpetrated against this country since Dave. I mean, the Dems would have been burned at the stake had they tried to pass of an old-money Connecticut frat-boy as a downhome compassionate cowboy.
In addition he also needlessly sent hundreds of American troops to their deaths and in this culture of life ordered the murders of countless (literally, as no one is counting) Iraqi civilians.
But hey, we're all still enjoying our $300.00 income tax refund check from four years ago, right?
Except GHW Bush served in the Pacific Theatre, not the European.
Uhhh... actually his dad served in the Pacific and so was subquently fighting the Japanese. I'm sure that was just a distraction so that his grandfather could be funding the Nazis behind the scenes, though... nobody knows excellent obfuscation better than the Bush family, after all. It's practically their religion.
Fair people, cease! Politics are tearing us apart, clouding our judgement, and keeping us from enjoying quality comicry! Instead, let us rejoice in Jeff's glory and awesomeness. :p
the universe sags under the weight of jeff's sexiness when he dons a cowboy hat barechested. :D
I think the snake is a stuffed animal.
Hey, just as long as Jeff doesn't hate his neighbors, including Dubya, then he's cool in my book.
I'm pretty sure this is a referanc to the previous comic.
As another president said: Always speak softly and carry a big dead snake. I think thats the moral of this comic.
Wow....the only time I ever end up influencing anybody to make something productive, and it's because I completely misinterpreted the last comic. Everyone, I'm sorry for turning OC into another "political" shouting match.
Let's just all agree to accept G. W. as our infallible Lord and Saviour and we can get on with our lives.
hmm... I wonder how cool Jeff's plane actually is, anyway
Of bad neighbors:
“People were always talking about how mean this guy was who lived on our block. But I decided to go see for myself. I went to his door, but he said he wasn't the mean guy, the mean guy lived in that house over there. ‘No, you stupid idiot,’ I said, ‘that's my house.’ ”
-Jack Handey
oh man i just read two days of MAIS and now OC, i think i broke something laughing!
im sending you the medical bill if the NHS dont cover it :P
You all missed the point here. Jeff is proving that he's not Superman since he didn't box that weird lookin' fella.
Of course, only Superman would try to pretend that he wasn't Superman so *obviously* Jeff is Superman. I can't believe that everyone else missed that. They even frown the same way, godsdamnit.
I know this sounds shallow and weird, but... if J-Ro really thinks that Bush is an "okay president", well, first of all I'd be surprised, it'd be more like he'd be lying to Dubya to shut him up... I hope... but if he really thought that Dubya is an "okay president", well...
then i would lose all respect for Jeff and there's no way I could read anything he did ever again without that nagging reminder that he agreed with that assclown GOP tool.
Much as I dislike Bush myself, I think it's taking a grudge much too far to lose respect for other people only because they don't agree about him. If you like the comics, you can look past a few political references (it's not like the comic is exactly supportive of Bush, anyway.)
I think we're all kind of missing the point. Jeff probably got hated on by lots of people for the last comic, so he's a-just tryin' to make peace. Don't be hatin'.
The comment about loud neighbors seems like it might be in referance to all the people who came for a chance to jump onto a political yell-fest
that is one awesome-looking dead snake. it looks like one of those big plastic bat-like balloon-like things, that aren't exactly balloons, but aren't exactly bats, but are used for hitting stuff anyways. you know what i'm talking about? probably not.
It's just dumb to like someone one moment and then dislike them the next, over something dumb like politics.
For the record, I never really liked Jon Stewart, not even before the election stuff. >_>
Unlike everyone else, I actually did something productive and bought a shirt to remind everyone that I'm made of poison.
So there. I win.
Jeff, do you have a Zoidberg tattoo for reals?
Is it just me or does "solvamize" remind anybody else of "sodomize"?
It's probably just me.
Since Jeff=Superman and Superman=God, then logically Jeff=God. w00t!
The zoidberg tattoo is real. He showed it to those of us at the NYU thingy.
Dammit - people kept telling me tattoos of cartoon characters were lame, and I listened to them! But if Jeff has one they were obviously wrong. I'm getting Snoopy and the Red Baron on my biceps TONIGHT
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