Jeffrey Rowland's OVERCOMPENSATING
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10 November 2004

What Vapid Activity Are You



Which Lord of the Rings Orc are you? Which Olsen Twin are you? Which of Natalie Portman's 46 teeth are you? What bloody dang Spice Girl are you?

Additionally, my organization is proposing legislation to have the word "pussy" only refer to cats. Future double entendres will be punished by public caning.

24 Comments:

chino said...

ay yo--what's the web address of "which member of the wu-tang clan are you?" holla back youngin'.

10/11/04 17:58  
jeffrey rowland said...

I just made that up. We can only pray that it does not actually exist.

10/11/04 18:00  
Brock said...

You appear to have your fuckwit magnet on full power, Jeff. Do you need an electrician?

10/11/04 18:35  
A Self Called Nowhere said...

http://quizilla.com/users/MisterMazui/quizzes/Which%20member%20of%20the%20Wu-Tang%20Clan%20are%20you%3F/

such a thing does exist.

10/11/04 18:41  
A Self Called Nowhere said...

btw I was Chef Raekwon.

10/11/04 18:44  
Optimus said...

Oh my goodness, WORD. I've been anti-Quizilla-as-blogging since the get-go:

Quizilla != ContentSolidarity!

10/11/04 18:56  
Anonymous said...

I see that you like to surf the internet without any clothes on, Jeff.

10/11/04 19:27  
jeffrey rowland said...

Nothing is so terrifying as a naked man with a gun who is angry at the internet.

10/11/04 20:38  
Head Apollo said...

Actually, looking back, you appear to be naked quite a lot of the time.

And btw, you are so ODB.

10/11/04 20:45  
vitamin jed said...

why don't you double my entendre

11/11/04 02:06  
PlotlessViolence said...

I firmly believe that there should be some sort of requirement that keeps most people from posting stuff on the internet, particularly those of different cultures (check out TV Polonia to see what happened when someone accidentally shipped a videocamera overseas years ago). Everyone should be allowed to view what's online, but very few people (obviously, yourself, Jeff) should be allowed to contribute....it's obvious that the vast majority of mankind is just not ready for Al Gore's invention.

11/11/04 02:09  
Anonymous said...

I support your legislation!

Not only is it a stupid word, but it sounds all wrong too. Swear words should be short and hard, like a punch in the ear. C**t is the way to go.

11/11/04 05:38  
Anonymous said...

I heart Firefox

11/11/04 13:41  
Anonymous said...

Are you naked and looking at the internet in the capitol? the background looks like some type of rotunda...

11/11/04 15:52  
Anonymous said...

Get your own Wu Tang identity here:
http://test.recordstore.com/wuname/wuname.pl

11/11/04 17:41  
Anonymous said...

Public "caning"? Heh, I get it. You're dirty.

11/11/04 17:52  
Phineas Q. Mongoose said...

At the risk of making a fool of myself, I feel the absolute need to point out that Wu-Tang Clan ain't nothing to fuck with.

I'm just saying.

11/11/04 17:57  
Elayne said...

DUDE!
You killed ODB!!
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&e=4&u=/ap/20041114/ap_on_en_mu/obit_odb

Man, don't nobody mess with you....

13/11/04 23:12  
jeffrey rowland said...

Oh no, I really hope this isn't some kind of curse.

Does anyone have any requests?

14/11/04 01:15  
Alexxx said...

Yes, actually.

JOHN STAMOS.

14/11/04 17:37  
sninky-chan said...

Wow, isn't that sort of weird with the death of ODB?

16/11/04 17:13  
Megablogger said...

I like calling it the "Carl Winslow".

19/1/05 07:57  
—J said...

I too belive they should have a cane liberally applied in their netherregion.

And then be beaten.

21/1/05 11:24  
Anton said...

I wonder how many languages have a word that means both kinds of pussy. There was a French hit song in the Seventies about "la chatte de la voisine" (your neighbor's cat/pussy).

10/4/05 19:41  

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