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Here is a bit of optimism for your Friday! I also think if John Ashcroft needs a new job in a couple of weeks he could be like the new Alan Funt on an all new "Candid Camera" show.
Agents all storm into someone's house screaming "YOU CHECKED OUT MEIN KAMPF FROM THE LIBRARY, YOU'RE GOING TO CAMP X-RAY!" Kids are screaming, feathers are flying everywhere, then suddenly Ashcroft jumps out from inside the laundry hamper and starts singing "Let The Eagle Soar." It's TV GOLD.
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Why is having a tiny video camera in your intestines a bad thing?
CIA/MI5 gone mad. That's why it's bad. They want to see what you eat now. Terrible, isn't it?
And what if that tiny video camera is videotaping your intestines consuming your stomach.
I would totally watch the Intestine Camera show.
Great comic, man. I'm telling everyone I know about it.
You know, if the CIA or MI5 or the Illuminati or whoever want to see this totally awesome chicken vindaloo I just ate, more power to 'em.
Plus it makes more jobs! Who wouldn't want eight dollars an hour to watch me digest indian food?
I simplely loved it.... really funny... Now.... why there was a video camera inside him...... how is that a bad thing? hahahahhahahahahaah
To me, the worrisome part would be that my intestines have something interesting going on inside them. To me that says "horrible disease". Not that it matters at that point, what with the wild dogs and all.
Also, Overcompensating continues to be awesome.
I printed out Mein Kampf at work once. I got a raise there yesterday!
Mein Kampf is a great book and I remember when I bought it that everyone was staring at me like a felon. They'll be interested to know I've rigged all their houses to blow!! NICE SITE by the way
But my real worry -- since I already KNOW I have video cameras in my abdomen -- is why the wild dogs would be getting sick chowin' down on me. I'm thinking maybe the large hourly doses of strychnine I forced myself to grow immune to to impress the ladies, but that can't be it, because of my special ring.
This is fantastic stuff. I'm a huge fan, Mr. Rowland. So huge that I wish your shirts came a size larger.
And for the people wondering what the deal with the intestine camera is, I imagine the idea is that if they're watching your intestines, what else are they watching? And why? Why for the love of God would they want to go to all that effort to do it? Obviously, there's something that they know that you don't. Awesomely great stuff.
Hey! A little library humor. Cool stuff. We're not watching you (no, seriously...).
- A librarian
Excellent!
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I found your blog by accident
And have to say it's time well spent.
The 'sly' humour in your cartoon is
The stuff of life with all its 'fizz'.
If I could draw as well as you
Then add such animation to the 'hue'
Of all the verses I have posted
Who knows how far and wide I would be toasted? :)
But language is a funny thing -
I would not wish to burn, in order to be King :)
Excellent!
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I found your blog by accident
And have to say it's time well spent.
The 'sly' humour in your cartoon is
The stuff of life with all its 'fizz'.
If I could draw as well as you
Then add such animation to the 'hue'
Of all the verses I have posted
Who knows how far and wide I would be toasted? :)
But language is a funny thing -
I would not wish to burn, in order to be King :)
oh shit and the camera's video resolution is subpar and outdated! WORSERESTER
*&*^& AND ^*^*^ YOUR *&^*%*^ PILLS!!!!!!! great cartoon
hah sweet site man.. lol i love the comics! lol
Armadillos are interesting animals. West of the Mississippi, they walked up from Mexico and spread. East of the Mississippi, seveal escaped from a lab in Florida where they were being used for leprosy research, since they are the only animals other than humans that can catch leprosey. Speaking of leprosy, the leprosariums (leper colonies) are where Castro isoloated aids victims, wiping ouit aids in Cuba. Maybe we coould learn from this. He tested everyone and isolated everyuone with this highly contageous, fatal disease. Maybe we could learn something.
Armadillos always have identical quadruplets. The cross ponds by walking across the bottom, although they can float if they want. The are excellent diggers. I know a chap who had a world class puting green built in his back yard. Armadillos dug it up. He built a fence. They dug under it. He put a wall eight feet into the groud. They dug under it. He then got a standard (big) dachshund. The dog chased them away but dug up the puttng green itself. Life is fair.
There is a prank in the South known as a dillo. What you do is catch a hoover hog(armadillo) and put it in someones pickup at a bar. The Hoover hog will will shread the seats to the springs. What a hoot!!! Ths would make a great cartoon!!!!
I'm thinking reality series where you are surprise-crashed and they unleash self-killing wolves, the whole thing seen from the BELLY BUTTON PERSPECTIVE, which is all the new rage, yo.
This comic = the motherfucking WIN.
Anyone notice that he said he couldn't move in the first panel, then he picked out the camera in the third? Hahaha....
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