Jeffrey Rowland's OVERCOMPENSATING
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29 October 2004

Ghosts Can't Use Cell Phones Very Well



I saw about half of "The Grudge" yesterday, but I heard all of it. I am sissy about scary movies because I have had trauma.

I am going Halloween camping tomorrow night at the lake where a bunch of promiscuous teenagers were murdered by a half-man, half-alligator with a meat cleaver exactly 10 years ago tomorrow night. Fortunately I am neither promiscuous nor a teenager and I know that humans can not breed with alligators because alligators are vegetables.

25 Comments:

Anonymous said...

I saw Ju-On (the Japanese version of the Grudge) with some boy last week. He wasn't scared at all, and I thought he was brave, but it turned out he wasn't scared cuz he couldn't follow the plot.


posted by:
Staci,
a girl with no blog

29/10/04 23:41  
Anonymous said...

That movie scared me so badly that I went into work TWO HOURS early for a + 5 am + shift!

30/10/04 03:57  
Anonymous said...

I actually have a recipe for a vegan alligator casserole that makes me reconsider meat altogether.

-Mr. Habits

30/10/04 14:28  
todd vodka said...

This blog is out of control frikin' hilarious. The Big Foot thing almost made me pee in my slacks.

Todd Vodka
http://www.blithelywego.blogspot.com/

30/10/04 15:16  
Anonymous said...

I saw the grudge on thursday.

I didn't sleep until friday night, and only then because I was so exhausted.

-Sean Davis
http://IEatFood.keenspace.com

30/10/04 16:35  
Myles said...

uh

cool.

30/10/04 22:58  
Brendon said...

I'm lovin' the blog (as much as i love wigu)
keep it up.
wo diddly.

31/10/04 00:44  
Ryan said...

But what of the dread Halfsharkalligatorhalfman, hmm?

31/10/04 01:56  
ev666il said...

This blog is simply awesome! Keep up the good work! :D

31/10/04 03:12  
darnoc said...

Dig the blog. Can't wait to see whats next.

31/10/04 08:05  
Mik-A-Roo said...

mmmm, the grudge wasn't so bad, scary wise anyways. I like the kid who made cat noises....why not me?! I want that!! Wouldn't that rock to make hissy noises?!?! Hey Owner of said blog, do u have a mustache like the guy in the comic?

31/10/04 13:34  
meghan said...

i went to see the grudge on a date. i didnt know anything about it. as we were driving to the theatre i said to the boy "i hate scary movies where things pop out at you. creepy ones i can handle. but i hate being startled. i get terrified" so he chuckled and took me to the grudge. i screamed aloud 4 times and was almost crying by the end and he didnt hold my hand or ANYTHING! needless to say it was my last date witht that boy.

31/10/04 14:55  
Soup said...

I'm a vegetable.

31/10/04 15:20  
Call Me Grandma said...

The Grudge sent me over the edge.
Love your Blog. Funny stuff

31/10/04 19:32  
Hudson said...

It's not fair that You guys alredy have access to "the grudge". Have no idea when it's out in australia, but if it is half as chilling as "the ring" then i will become obbsessed with it. aFter i saw THE RING i couldnt go to the toilet alone for 2 weeks. I still, at very inappropriate times, get sadako's image creeping into my head.

by the way dude, cool site. Im new to blogging but i love it.

31/10/04 22:27  
ssiegel said...

i am notorious for hiding my eyes and putting my fingers in my ears and humming even when i get scared.

which is often.

after blair witch, i left the theater (in mid day) and walked next door and did a shot.

1/11/04 01:22  
Pickpocket said...

This is the first time I've read your page. I love it!

The Grudge is the scariest horror movie I've seen in a long time. Still, I wasn't all that scared. Maybe my senses have been dulled from seeing too many horror flicks. I'm a huge fan of the Ghost House pic producers who released The Grudge -- Sam Raimi & Rob Tapert. They brought us the cult classic Evil Dead series, Hercules:The Legendary Journeys and Xena:Warrior Princess.

Anyway, I think I'll link your site, Jeffrey.

1/11/04 03:19  
LoRi~fLoWer said...

Had trauma? Or head trauma?

1/11/04 08:55  
Pendragon said...

If you had head trauma wouldnt you make a typo too

1/11/04 13:11  
Erin said...

love the cartoon. hilarious. for my rants and raves, check out: http://intelligentsiaexchange.blogspot.com/

1/11/04 16:05  
cS said...

I was so scared. Frickin' ghost freaks. And Damn That Infernal Noise!!!

1/11/04 23:26  
s said...

the grudge is the reason i'm still awake, writing nonsensical blog entries, reading strangers' nonsensical blogs, commenting on strangers' nonsensical blogs. the most evil and deranged part of it all is that all my friends look like the damn ghost woman from the movie. no more pale, bloody, long maned asiatic females friends for me!

2/11/04 06:11  
Alex said...

Your blog is very interesting (well, you know that). I've started to create my own blog and, please, can you let me to link you? I'll be very pleased.

Thank you very much!!!
Blogroll me too... Alex

2/11/04 09:50  
hot damn said...

the grudge wasnt as good as i expected but did freak me out a little.

the movie saw is much better i would have to say.

3/11/04 01:01  
atexangal said...

The Grudge was an awesome movie! Scary but not enough to keep me from going to bed. I saw it at like 10pm so didnt get out till midnight-ish and curled up in bed fast asleep. Hehe maybe I'm immune to scary movies now. By the way, love your blog!

8/11/04 22:48  

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