Cowboy Killer
Some people think it is a good idea to keep a spare cowboy lying around in case of cowboy-type emergencies. You know, if a bull gets loose or you need a country line-dancing partner or whatever.
I was recently smoking a cigarette and someone told me it was bad for me! I did some research on the website Google.com and found out that they were right. What a fool I've been. I'm going to quit smoking now if it kills me. Seriously.
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the cowboy is either humping air or straddling air or dancing with air but only with his lower torso
I ... had something clever to say about thrusting, but then this blogger sign-in stuff confused me, and I've forgotten.
Why is he talking about dogs?
Be kind to the humble cowboy.
He's the man who moves our cattle from one end of the country to the other.
And without him, the very bovine lifeblood of this great nation would come to a hideous, hideous standstill.
That being said, cigs are damn expensive. If I were a cowboy, I'd appreciate a free pack of smokes being hurled at me now and again.
So do your part, america!
Throw a pack of cigarettes at a cowboy! Or somebody dressed like a cowboy!
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Hey, who is the hot blonde?
Why is the anonymous blonde wearing rollerblades?
Oh, right, she is nameless and nonexistent.
Anyway.
The look on Jeff's face right there where he is mad, at the upper right, is spot-on-perfect for the real thing.
Okay apparently fast food is bad for you too. who knew right?
You can get smoking cessation hypnosis CDs (and every other topic, for that matter). I've happened across one for insomnia which I never actually suffered from, but no joke, that relaxing drone and deep breathing (from you, not the CD) will zonk a person out in no time.
ya dudes, smoking kills. it causes cancer. every. single. bloody. type. so quit. while u still can.
It's crazy, right? They should totally learn you this stuff in school.
-whitney
Nawwww. What would have been better is if he'd opened the packet, light the cigarette and stuck it in the cowboys EYE! Now that would have been entertaining.
Artificial Intelligence
Hey, man, cigarettes don't kill people. People kill people. No..., wait. It was that effing Sir Walter Raleigh who brought tobacco to England back in 1586. That dude started people killing people with cigarettes! The art of war has since become more efficient, though.
It's not a doggie, it's a dogie.
Don't quit smoking-how is my wife gonna keep working as an RN if you folks don't keep getting cancer?
I used to smoke 3 packs a day until I lost one of my lungs; cut my smoking in half. No, seriously, if you want to kill yourself propell yourself around in a fossil-fueled vehicle.
If you need a square-dancing partner, just pretend to be gay. Several Texans will pop out of nowhere and tell you you're sinning.
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