Assault Weapons
I was at this party a while back and this dude I just met wanted to show me the inside of his trunk. He had a "dealer's license" for guns and his trunk was full of all these assault weapons. I got scared when I saw them. That is my position on assault weapons, they make me AFRAID.
Also last night I was able to recall the joy that only Roy Orbison Wrapped In Cling Film can provide.
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Who is that beautiful woman?
No one knows.
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This is not even an official thing yet! I'm waiting for October 13.
i never trust trunk guns. i bought a trunk gun once, but when i went to shoot it, i found out that it was filled with cheez wiz.
it was a pleasant surprise and all, but still. classy crackers only go so far during a crack deal gone wrong.
Man, I had forgotten ENTIRELY about that clingfilm site.
Also, the fact that this thing already knows my name scares me a little.
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It is difficult for me to explain how this makes me feel without lapsing into Ulrich Haarbürste-isms.
I love Roy Orbison wrapped in clingfilm... I am actually a member of the livejournal community devoted to said topic.
Fear of guns is perpetrated by the feminist establishment.
Dude, I hear you. Guns scare me too. I just got back from a vacation in Vietnam and while there we did a tour that had a part where you could shoot some machine guns. I thought, what the hell, shot some rounds off and it was intense! I think that guns scare me because I know that I could be stupid enough to accidently shoot me or someone else...
poow wil baby is scawed of guns...awww...
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Your blog is amazing..........and your cartoons are so so so funny! Did you make them...? How did you post them onto the blog? I can't figure out how...
Yeah I think your a big fat liar. You lied about being on friends and now someone is trying to push weapons on you? Get real brother. You may be able to pull stories like that in OK, but here on the east coast...it doesn't fly.
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